Even if there had not been thunderstorms every evening this week, I was occupied, anyway, with vacation Bible school. You know, I love kids, but VBS is an overload of an otherwise usually wonderful segment of our human population: children (or “short people”, as one frustrated teenage volunteer kept calling them, as in “All short people, line up over here!”) The adults who organized the week did such a good job, and we had more children than expected, which was exciting; it was a successful week. But it was so tiring!
VBS tends to focus and concentrate certain aspects of modern childhood into an episode of near-fatal proportions for some adults, especially adults like me who are introverted and not battle-hardened by having kids of my own. Think about it…there’s both the excitement and fear of being around other kids your age…there’s the fact that several devious parents obviously fed their children raw sugar chased with energy drinks before fiendishly dropping them into our care…there’s the sheer inability to pay attention to any verbage not screamed in a high, cartoon-like voice…there’s poking…there’s retaliatory poking…there’s preemptive poking…there are sudden outbursts of screaming and fits of indignant non-participation that proceed from no stimuli observable to the adult senses…there are (Jesus, have mercy) Kool-Aid and cookies…there’s messin’ with someone’s stuff…there’s the complete non-comprehension of English sentences even though these children were birthed and raised by literate English-speaking parents….
Seriously, though, I know VBS does a lot of good, and even most of the adults get a real blessing from it. When the light of coherence comes back to their eyes sometime early the next week, they hear themselves saying things like, “You know, that was fun.” I had fun, too, in between the obstacles, and many of the children and I had moments of meaningful communication, maybe even some bonding.
VBS might be so important, in fact, that we should raise its status and priority in church life, being careful not to overburden or rush the teachers and organizers of it. The best way I can think of to accomplish that would be to hold it once every four years, just like the Olympics (but without the running with fire, please!).